| Personal Responsibility |
[Feb. 3rd, 2006|05:19 pm] |
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Stuff like this, http://www.technewsworld.com/story/48666.html, angers me.
I think I'm going to sue the makers of the Sun. I've been staring at it for the past hour and now I can't see anything.
What seriously bugs me is that now they are going to have to some kinda warning on the damn thing like, "WARNING: Loud noises, including but not limited to music, can be hurt your ears. Also sticking iPod up your nose could cause bleeding, please consult finger before proceeding. The iPod is for auditory use only, if ingestion occurs please induce vomiting and contact your local poison control agency." |
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| Bikeless |
[Jan. 23rd, 2006|09:49 pm] |
My bike got stolen. I filed a police report. If anyone sees a red R6 riding around austin with California plates 16D0006 beat the shit out of the person. That's about it.
Make: Yamaha
Model: YZF-R6
Year: 2002
Color: Red/Black/White
VIN #: JYARJO4Y42A002167 |
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| Small World |
[Jan. 17th, 2006|03:11 am] |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060115/ap_on_fe_st/rubik_s_world_record
Strangly enough the person who set the new record is my college roommate's younger brother. I guess he is supposed to be on Good Morning America on Wednesday. I can only hope he has the same social graces as my old roommate, who had the innate ability to say the most obscene thing at the most inappropriate time. Ah good times. |
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| Insomniac |
[Dec. 11th, 2005|02:46 am] |
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My inability to get to sleep before 5 am has become a nuisance. |
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| Really?!? |
[Dec. 8th, 2005|07:07 pm] |
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/08/politics/08cnd-cong.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1134090058-d+7+8wBeFyynA7be6+PPVw
I hate paying taxes as much as anyone else, but really, it doesn't seem like the best time for tax cuts. Reasons, uh lets see, on going war, natural disaster recovery, uh largest deficit in US history (much of which is owed to China). But hey, the rich need tax cuts, its not fair that they have to pay for welfare, I mean they're not using it. Why the Fuck to stupid ass rednecks vote for rich Republicans that only have their own rich buddies interest at heart? How the hell don't they see that these guy are ripping off the very programs they depend on. It is so frustrating. |
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| Fox News Now In IRAQ |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|06:13 am] |
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/03/politics/03propaganda.html
*Shakes head* ... Seriously, if your going to do something like this don't get caught and certainly don't admit to it. It just looks bad.
Come on Government, what ever happened to the good old days. You used to be so good at this. You remember don't you? The black helicopters, the UFO/alien cover-ups, McDonald's special sauce ... Come on ... you remember ... Trained killer bee's with bio-chemical stingers ... Secrete NSA backdoor crack of rock, paper, scissors. So get up off your lazy American ass and go do it right this time.
Oh and on a similar note, Stop asking stupid questions. Of course you can't use torture. What kind of stupid government condones torture. Look, you're going to torture prisoners anyways, why the hell do you need permission to do it. Stop being a pansie ass government, go and do the bad thing, and if/when you get caught suck it up, deny it, and blame it on someone else. Gosh. |
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| Ha-ha |
[Nov. 7th, 2005|12:19 pm] |
This makes me laugh...
"THE Vatican has issued a stout defence of Charles Darwin, voicing strong criticism of Christian fundamentalists who reject his theory of evolution and interpret the biblical account of creation literally.
Cardinal Paul Poupard, head of the Pontifical Council for Culture, said the Genesis description of how God created the universe and Darwin's theory of evolution were "perfectly compatible" if the Bible were read correctly.
His statement was a clear attack on creationist campaigners in the US, who see evolution and the Genesis account as mutually exclusive.
"The fundamentalists want to give a scientific meaning to words that had no scientific aim," he said at a Vatican press conference. He said the real message in Genesis was that "the universe didn't make itself and had a creator".
This idea was part of theology, Cardinal Poupard emphasised, while the precise details of how creation and the development of the species came about belonged to a different realm - science. Cardinal Poupard said that it was important for Catholic believers to know how science saw things so as to "understand things better".
His statements were interpreted in Italy as a rejection of the "intelligent design" view, which says the universe is so complex that some higher being must have designed every detail."
-http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17162341-13762,00.html |
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| Idiots |
[Jun. 22nd, 2005|04:42 pm] |
Re-FUCKING-tarded ... http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/06/22/MNflag22.DTL
It's a flag not a fucking bald eagle. I can see outlawing burning bald eagles (b/c they're endangered), though roasting them is different b/c they are tasty.
Recipe:
50 - Stars
1 - Spangled Banner
5oz - Lighter Fluid
1 - Match
1 - Bald Eagle (serves 4-6)
Roast rotisserie style until golden brown. (approximately 25 - 30 mins)
Garnish with amber waves of grain
Serve and Enjoy
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| Thoughts |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|05:04 pm] |
When attempting to kill hippies, you're gonna want to use some sort of blunt object as their immense stench will generally deflect any and all projectiles. |
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| Thoughts |
[May. 27th, 2005|04:02 pm] |
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If I had a drug mule, I would call him Raoul. |
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| Stupid Monkeys |
[May. 6th, 2005|05:50 pm] |
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1601051,00.html
Every time I read about another state doing this it pisses me off. ITS A FUCKING SCIENCE CLASS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH SCIENCE. Evolution is science. I get it, evolution is "only" a theory, but its a scientific theory supported by evidence unlike the other crap. And what do you teach in science classes....THEORIES you 'tard.
Intelligent design, creationism my ass. Let's go with the story that I created life the way it is. You can't prove I didn't now can you. Oh I was born in 1981. Yea but that only b/c i was resurrected then. Before that I totally created the universe and shit. You can't prove i didn't b/c you weren't there ya ass. And it was totally awesome. I was like water...yea that sounds sweet lets make me some of that...sun...sure...bam...you got yourself some sun. Now all the planets that was a real pain in the ass, but luckily i only created life on this one so it was a bit easier, but still you ever tried to make an infinite amount of something. And all that other shit we have, me...all me...the least you could do is say thank you, ya dick. So yea we should teach Brandonism as well. In fact I should get tax exempt status and some kinda cool hat like the pope or something.
"Hey man that cloud looks like a monkey throwing poop at a giraffe"
"Yea man you're right. That totally proves god exists. I'm glad I didn't waste my time learning shit." |
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| 2004-09-02: Lunch |
[Sep. 2nd, 2004|12:45 pm] |
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Isn't it great when you figure out exactly what you were hungry for. Today it was a chicken caesar salad. |
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